The View From Wisconsin

Just a random set of rants from a Sports Fan from Wisconsin.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

RED WINGS SOLD TO BALSILLIE!

According to a news article posted on Topeka, Research In Motion magnate Jim Balsillie purchased the Detroit Red Wings from Little Caesar's Pizza honcho Mike Illitch.

Details were sketchy, but it's believed that Balsillie will move the team to Hamilton, Ontario for the 2010-11 season.

A press conference was scheduled for today at 4:01 PM.

No word as of yet from the NHL about the sale.

(If you can't guess by the reference to "Topeka" that this is a joke, you're obviously too far gone.)