The View From Wisconsin

Just a random set of rants from a Sports Fan from Wisconsin.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Note to the United Football League

THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF STARTING
A NEW PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE


These are free of charge for the people trying to go where the XFL, WLAF, WFL and others failed so miserably:

1. THOU SHALT NOT COMPETE DIRECTLY WITH THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
2. THOU SHALT NOT START PLAY WITHOUT A NATIONAL TELEVISION CONTRACT.
3. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOT – OR NEVER CAN BE.
4. THOU SHALT NOT PLACE TEAMS IN PLACES WHERE THERE ALREADY IS A MAJOR PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PRESENCE – WITHIN REASON.
5. THOU SHALT NOT OVER-EXPAND.
6. THOU SHALT NOT TRY TO OVER-INNOVATE.
7. THOU SHALT NOT EXPECT TO BE PROFITABLE IMMEDIATELY.