The View From Wisconsin

See, I always got Mother's Day confused when I was growing up. The reason was simple: My grandfather was born on May 13th, and my grandmother was born on June 19th. So, when we went over to my grandparent's house on Mother's Day, we'd be giving my grandfather his usual chocolates or golf balls (or chocolate golf balls!); in June, it'd be giving my grandmother her gifts and flowers (and, for some reason, my grandpa would still get his chocolate and golf balls for Father's day!).